Travel with Koala

 Nakon niza dana iščekivanja di ni sam nisan zna jel iden u Norvešku ili ne, došla je i ta srijeda, napokon, SAS (Scandinavian Airlines) je prista štrajkat i to baš dan ranije, te je ovo bija prvi let koji je iša iz Splita za Oslo. Nakon puna 3 tjedna. Dragec me bacia na aerodrom, kroz usporene i uzavrele Splitske ulice, prepune litnjeg prometa i fureštih. Inače, let je bia dosadan, pomalo i dug, skoro 3 sata, nisan ima šta radit, sve do zadnjih 6 minuta leta di je pilot u livon skretanju vrlo vjerojatno prekoračia stupnje nagiba, pa smo doživili vrtoglavicu, a nekoliko starijih (crvenih i suncen izgorenih Norvežana, koji su bili 70+) je palo u kratkotrajnu nesvist. Prema neslužbenin podatcima, navodno je nagea krila za 80 stupnjeva, šta nikako nije dozvoljeno, prema drugin podatcima sve je bilo regularno i normalno, ne znam.  Sletia san, proša kontrolu, ubrza hod i stiga na vlak, inače na aerodromu postoje dva vlaka, jedan je brzi, e i sad taj brzi ide do grada 19 minuti i košta 200 N

Valentine's day, 14th of February 2022, Aalborg, Denmark      (Dramatic entry, ha, isn't it?) Well, it has been almost over a year since I saw one of my really close friends, Ervin. He finally decided to come from Copenhagen to our small village on top of Denmark. Since he decided to show up, there was a reason to drink a few drinks, you know, for health. Well, the initial plan wasn't to get wasted, just to have a chill night and conversation, but that plan soon went a bit out of hand and the planned 2 beers turned out to be 10. I mean, it happens, right? Anyway, 2am, cold, fog, I am walking home and thinking how I should get up at 5am and catch a train at 7am. Yeah, 3 hours of sleep should be more than enough for me.  Next morning. I am waking up, going on the toilet, it is still dark outside, with chill vibes. I took my phone in order to see how much more sleep do I actually have, ha, none! It was 7:20am, I was supposed to be on the train at 7am. I am calling my mom to se